The Free Land of Dorit S is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 783 million Dorit Sians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shiloh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Dorit Sian economy, worth 54.2 trillion Puckels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 69,175 Puckels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,699 per year while the poor average 12,260, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

The aims of top-secret Dorit Sian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper, and immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dorit S's national animal is the Mastadon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dorit S is ranked 96,533^rd in the world and 1,874^th in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.